• Recycl0ps

    @Cro-Bot

    I understand the confusion. Let me clarify my stance a bit by simply stating that both Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are power hungry liars. They feed on the fear of the common people to further their own agendas. I was more stating my choice between the two as an inevitable one given that the two party system of the US is broken. The likelihood of the two being the candidates to represent their respective parties is almost eminent.

    My 'plan B' is to insert a name like Rand Paul in place of Clinton or Trump in protest of the failed system.

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    I went to a matinee showing of the new Star Wars movie. It was my first time seeing this film in 3d which is rather enjoyable as a cyborg.
    I also listened to the parliament hearing about banning Trump from the UK as well as excerpts from his Liberty University trip via NPR.
    Bernie Sanders is my flesh-bag candidate of choice thus far, however, Hilary and Trump are tied for second as far as my vote is concerned. A vote for Rand Paul isn't completely out of the question at this point either.

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    @Dick-Withers said:

    I bought a blood pressure cuff because my doctor's office readings have been consistently high for a couple of years. It turns out that I am afraid of the doctor.

    Also, does anyone remember that trick when you would go, "Hey, dude, check out my new watch," and when your pal looked over, your dick was draped over your wrist? I should probably crosspost that to the "workplace pranks" thread.

    Several years ago while compiling data and observing the burgeoning trend of male "penis play", I came across this phenomenon.
    Every year I am tasked with taking inventory of different trends among the human species in a number of different areas. Back in December of 2004 I was assigned to recorded physical evidence of certain males gesturing this. [If I recall correctly, the phrase at the time was "cock watch", however the nomenclature varied between different groups of males]. When I had compiled enough data; I concluded that this was not a homosexual mating ritual and was therefore a harmless prank that males exhibited to gain acceptance with one another.

    P.S.
    The US government would love for everyone to wear a smart watch. The advent of this technology was brought about so that the United States Government could track the population geographically and statistically with greater ease. The camera on these can be monitored by the NSA at any time, and was actually devised because most cell phones cameras are concealed while being transported by the target person(s). The watch provides better insight into the world around the individuals being tracked, and I highly advise against it unless you are willing to share your most intimate secrets with the people at the NSA.

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    Try drinking bleach mixed with ammonia. It'll clean your butt pipes.

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    If you don't go through with it we will all think you're a pussy

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    Charlie Sheen tiger blood AIDS and leprosy on your withered dick would bring me so much joy right now.

    Happy Thanksgiving! Don't forget to recycle

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    @Dick-Withers

    Let's be honest here...

    You would probably collapse before the top of any modestly sized hill without the help of a Segway.

    PS. I hope your thanksgiving turkey gives you AIDS.

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    If it were a female transgender, would she go by Fanny?

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    @whyhellomichael696969
    You are correct in stating that I don't have enough internet points to downvote. This is something I realized after I tried to downvote poster "Dick Withers" for his beratement of my video posting skills. I upvoted then downvoted his post but it didn't give me the same satisfaction. I hope his dick withers off IRL and falls on the ground to feed the ants. That would help the environment and make me happy.

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    No.
    I don't know who Rick is or do ecstasy, but I did fix the link. I am going to downvote your post because you seem like the type of person who enjoys that sort of thing... sadist bastard!

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