DCShows.net DeepDream feature. Sick of waiting for that stupid psychic.vr-whatever, blahblah thing to do my Stiltz picture.
224 General Talk
So you decided to remove the toilet tank, did you? I suppose that you were none too happy to find the plaster wall behind obliterated to accommodate the too-long commode, the crime scene hastily concealed by the liberal application of joint compound.
I am pleased to report that this handiwork constitutes merely the latest in a long line of botched improvements to this abode, indifferently passed down from one owner to the next. When we moved in, a badly constructed wall had detached from its studs; rats freely roamed. I suggest a cat.
You must be annoyed with us, we prior owners, and your annoyance surely enriched by the fact that we are dead and thus permanently free of your approbation. Tough titty.
A peace offering: I have stashed 3 oz. of gold bullion, a modest inheritance from a distant aunt, somewhere on the premises. Surely it's worth something. Happy hunting.
I remain, Sir, your enemy,